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A Day at the Zoo
A Day at the Zoo
I am counting children.
Screaming children.
There’s a little boy with a Tinkerbell lunch box.
“I like her.”
Mothers are scolding little boys.
Three number nine jerseys:
Reichmouth, Hamm, McArthur
And all I can think about is “Revolution No. 9.”
There are emo kids everywhere.
A bored teenaged girl is jutting out her hip while she texts
And makes a point not to look at the baby giraffe.
“I don’t need to be this close to any live animals right now.”
Flicking off flies
All the animals look depressed.
It just started raining.
It wasn’t supposed to rain today.
“Stick out your tongue.”
T-shirt: “It’s all good when you’re THE BIG DUDE.”
There is a garbage can on a gorilla’s head and
I wonder if he’s sick of it.
I bought some animal crackers at the snack cart.
They make me thirsty and nostalgic.
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In the dimness of the room
The moon tiptoes across the carpet
Creeping up the sheets
They are pink
Like your tongue and
I am a dark chocolate morsel
Melting in your mouth
And slightly bitter.
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Hobby Lobby
Hobby Lobby
Slowly in the Styrofoam vessel
Snaking through bubble wrap ice sheets
Cross freezing tile floor tundra
Blizzard of polyester stuffing hinders us
From reaching jewel toned pipe-cleaner fields
Where our feet sink into mocha soil
We are toasty under the heat of the hot glue gun.
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v. 1. to cause to tumble
backwards over a
rose pink
La-Z-Boy while laughing
2.  to seduce a voluptuous
potted plant
n. a fluffy moustache
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United States
Current Residence: Depending on the time of the year, either Texas or Missouri.
Favourite genre of music: Not one particular; emo, indie, punk, classic rock, alternative, dance
Operating System: WinXP
Wallpaper of choice: anything with John and Peter ;)
Personal Quote: "Rarararar."
  • Listening to: Stephen Malkmus- Phantasies
It's kind of hard for me to post my design stuff since a lot of it is text and layout related.

I should probably be posting my zoo informational posters soon enough, though.


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NoHopeGoat Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2008
thank you for the add!
donna-j Featured By Owner May 10, 2008
Hi Nat; I love your pale acrylic girl because it reminds me of my daughter(she's politiciandiva)
politiciandiva Featured By Owner May 8, 2008
Thanks for the comments! I love your stuff. It all has such flair! Plus...Jimmy is hot hot hot.

Keep on being awesome! ^^
basakward Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2008  Professional Filmographer
thank you for the fav!
wolf02 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2008  Professional Photographer
yous got tagged

basakward Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2008  Professional Filmographer
thank you for the add!
bloodXpig Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2008
Hi random deviant :wave:! and fellow Texan, I might add ;)
Weezielou Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2007  Professional Filmographer
Anathoz Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2007
something new you can find on this site---> [link]
Anathoz Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2007
good bye:)
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